huffpostcomedy:

areasofmyexpertise:

I WILL NOT WEAR THIS HAT tonight at Barnes and Noble. I am not an animal. 
BUT I WILL read portions of the book I have not often or ever read in NYC tonight. 
AND I ALSO will answer all your questions. 
DETAILS are HERE. 
That is all. 

If you’re in NYC John Hodgman wants to hang out tonight.

Reasons we cannot move to the East Coast fast enough.

huffpostcomedy:

areasofmyexpertise:

I WILL NOT WEAR THIS HAT tonight at Barnes and Noble. I am not an animal. 

BUT I WILL read portions of the book I have not often or ever read in NYC tonight. 

AND I ALSO will answer all your questions. 

DETAILS are HERE

That is all. 

If you’re in NYC John Hodgman wants to hang out tonight.

Reasons we cannot move to the East Coast fast enough.

(via bbook)