And they call it puppy love.

  • James: rrhhhhh what.
  • Me: aw, our babies are going to be so pretty.
  • James: You're dumb. You know how dumb you sound sometimes?
  • Me: I love you.
  • James: Quit bein stupid.
wustengrille:

Gotta support my fellow Rubit Cowboy

You are so phony, a cappuccino? a Euro? Aviators that aren’t Ray Bans? You’re a bad rubit, like JJ Abrams. Don;t even get me started on that sad little cookie.
Also I looked in the used bookstore today for you and found naught. They didn’t even have Horseman, Pass By. So that was disappointing.

wustengrille:

Gotta support my fellow Rubit Cowboy

You are so phony, a cappuccino? a Euro? Aviators that aren’t Ray Bans? You’re a bad rubit, like JJ Abrams. Don;t even get me started on that sad little cookie.

Also I looked in the used bookstore today for you and found naught. They didn’t even have Horseman, Pass By. So that was disappointing.

Hell on Wheels

45 seconds in and my history star boyfriend points out that they inaccurately portrayed the capital dome, because it wasn’t done in 1865.

This is why I make the girls jealous. We would win any trivia game, ever.

bbook:

Last night’s End of the World Parks and Rec episode was so fun and chock full of amazing. I loved all three story lines but a lot of the scenes had to get trimmed down majorly to fit within the 22 minutes they allow on the air.

In an exciting turn of events, the wonderful people at Parks…

This information was so important to my boyfriend that while I was idly playing down by the banks with him, he glanced at my computer screen and proceeded to shriek out loud and shove me to get closer to pictures of Jean Ralphio.  

Sweet Talker

  • Me: so
  • Me: sometimes
  • Me: when im itchy
  • Me: like on my hand
  • Me: ill chew on it
  • Me: instead of scratching
  • Me: just putting thatout there
  • James: you know that youre the most adorable person ever right?
  • James: you make the snuggle bear look like a ferrel rabid piece of crap